5 Minutes

Random thoughts running through my head in the past five minutes:

1. If I could be naked all the time, I wouldn't have to do laundry.

2. Thanks to my buddy Aymie, I'm fantasizing about Mike Patton strip searching me.

3. I can't believe the Robert Johnson collection is only $14.99 at Best Buy.

4. I have a roommate that's never home, and I am hardly ever home, soooo why the fuck is my apartment such a mess??

5. What's that smell? Is it me?

6. Should I cut my hair or let it grow?

7. I can't wait til Christmas is over.

8. Maybe if I didn't work so much, I'd actually have a social life.

9. Does youtube count as watching TV?

10. Ummm, why do I pay money every month for cable when I don't even watch TV?

11. Dammit! What's that smell?

12. I've got the most awesome friends on the planet.

13. I wonder who my secret Santa is at work?

14. Is it odd that I laugh at inappropriate times?

And 5 minutes is up......