Saturday, June 5, 2010

Getting Started

Well, I'm not really sure how I should start this. So maybe I should just start by introducing myself to those who happen to come across this blog that don't know me.

Hello, my name is Jacqueline, "Jack" (or any variation of spelling) for short, and I'm a recovering drug addict. I've been clean for a little over 9 months now, and am currently in the process of cleaning up the wreckage from my past. I have a mouth that can make a sailor blush (in more ways than one), I love pornography in all its forms and have this really bad habit of speaking my mind. I'm also sarcastic and have a smartass attitude. It's a natural defense against drama, stupidity and bullshit and I don't give a fuck if you're offended.

So if any of the above bothers anyone, please stop reading now and go back to wherever it is you came from. Please don't get in my face and tell me to watch my language, that you don't like what I'm saying or anything else like that. Not only do I not care, I do not want to hear it. This is MY blog, not yours. So if you don't like it, leave. I'm giving you to the count of 3 to do so.

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I see some of you are still here. Awesome. I'm looking forward to sharing pieces of myself with all of you.

Thanks for stiicking around. I'll blog to you all later.

-Jack

7 comments:

  1. I'll always stick around. Welcome to blogspot. :)

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  3. WHAT? Don't make me get my do-it-yourself colonoscopy kit! :P

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  4. Nifty start of a blog, jac! Now watch that mouth! :P

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  5. haha RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! ;)

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  6. Thanks. I just hope I can keep all of you entertained. :)

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